Q:How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Im going to work this out on my calculator, I think you’ll be pleasently suprised!
— ” I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in the film “Twister”. I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the”cruise control” and then went in the back to make a sandwich.”
— “Paul saw an advertisement for a Driving School that claimed it could teach anyone to drive a car in ten minutes. He ‘phoned the school and asked, ‘How can you possibly teach anyone to drive in only ten minutes?’ The Driving School receptionist replied, ‘Of course, it’s a crash course.'”